Two pees and a tripod 

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

Two pees and a tripod by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

two peeholeians 

a freak of nature, smells like tuna, loves babys.

man Jonny has two peeholes hes a two peeholeians

two peeholeians by BLaowww May 12, 2009

Two Wheel Peel

Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.

Watch me do this sick two wheel peel burnout

Two Wheel Peel by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018

Two step peep 

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

Two step peep by Frankie' September 18, 2014