two and two

How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.

"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery on "Love Connection"

two and two by jcwla January 2, 2007

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

put two and two together by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

Two and a Half Men 

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men by Online Fan November 19, 2016

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.

It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels by Neverlander February 10, 2009

maggot and two peas 

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

maggot and two peas by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Shit and two make eight! 

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

Shit and two make eight! by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009

Maggot and two peas 

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

Maggot and two peas by Honeybunch August 24, 2006