A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

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Two-and-a-half-some

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.

Dude, I just had a two-and-a-half-some with Janice!

Two-and-a-half-some by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010

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Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

Two and a Half-some by Dobs October 21, 2007

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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

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Two and a Half men

One of the best shows on T.V.

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan

Two and a Half men by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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