twitigation

A pseudo-legal proceeding in a court; a judicial contest to determine and enforce the prevention of freedom of speech.

Mel Gibson just tweeted about the Jews again, the twitigation will cost him a fortune.

by muppetard July 31, 2012

textigation

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.

I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.

by That b!tch October 16, 2008

tailigation

tailgating with others

dude we got some serious tailigation going on

by you wish September 12, 2004

Twitition

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010