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twithole
That guy is a twithole. He just trolls everyone and ruins the convo.
I wasted my day in the twithole. Should have gone outside, but instead I got lost in some stupid thread about nothing.
I wasted my day in the twithole. Should have gone outside, but instead I got lost in some stupid thread about nothing.
twithole by Little Bun May 3, 2022
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tithole
Cleavage; the gap between the breasts of women commonly referred to as the 'fourth' hole available for a males sexual pleasure.
"Christ woman, I want to do your tithole."
"My tithole itches."
"Anne, shove it up your tithole"
"Martin's moobs are so large he has a tithole any player would love."
"My tithole itches."
"Anne, shove it up your tithole"
"Martin's moobs are so large he has a tithole any player would love."
tithole by Anne Whoo and Hairy Martin October 20, 2011
Twit Hole
n. A word rightly used when referring to a twunt, dumb fuck, and/or cock-sucking-mother-fucking-God-damned-dick-licking-son-of-a-fucking-bitch-tit
*Please note, it is safe to use this word in public places. Especially, at the play ground around little children and there milfy moms.
*Please note, it is safe to use this word in public places. Especially, at the play ground around little children and there milfy moms.
Twit Hole by PeNEz pUmp May 14, 2009
tithole
The thing nobody wants to be;
a tit-hole is literally a word to describe the douchebags and players at your school. There is a guide to tell how big of a tithole one is, each category gets a certain number of points, and the more points you have the more of a tithole you are. Maximum number of points is 100.
Categories:
- Tool (5 points)
- Douchebag (10 points)
- Manwhore (15 points)
- Jock/Prep (10 points)
- Dipshit (10 points)
- Fuckhead (20 points)
- Creeper (5 points)
- Sex Addict (15 points)
- Pimp (10 points)
- Justin Beiber (4026 points)
So check off all the categories that fit the person being evaluated, add up the points, and you have your Tithole score.
a tit-hole is literally a word to describe the douchebags and players at your school. There is a guide to tell how big of a tithole one is, each category gets a certain number of points, and the more points you have the more of a tithole you are. Maximum number of points is 100.
Categories:
- Tool (5 points)
- Douchebag (10 points)
- Manwhore (15 points)
- Jock/Prep (10 points)
- Dipshit (10 points)
- Fuckhead (20 points)
- Creeper (5 points)
- Sex Addict (15 points)
- Pimp (10 points)
- Justin Beiber (4026 points)
So check off all the categories that fit the person being evaluated, add up the points, and you have your Tithole score.
tithole by I'mgonnapunchyouintheballsML March 27, 2010
Twathole Surfer
One who rides the waves of an females orgasmic release. When the twat secretes massive amounts of female jazm, the male sometimes feels the need to grab a board and yell cowabunga...surf the vagina
Man those were some gnarly waves! Cowabunga! I love being a tawthole surfer and sailing across the secretions of a hot vagina.
Twathole Surfer by pepe March 24, 2005
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