Twited

to get confused, or wrong

New Artsit (i.e. E-40) use this type of slang now.

Don't get it twited, I aint gotta take you no where.

You must got me twited, i aint wit dat mess.

You getting it twited, I aint you man.

by Jai102389 January 20, 2009

Twitdusky

When a grown-ass man creepily stalks high school football recruits on Twitter, in the hopes of convincing them to attend the college of which they are a fan.

I'm gonna twitdusky that 5-star quarterback until he signs with Bama. Roll Tide!

by The_Phew September 26, 2018

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.

Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013

twizted snowman

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.

If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha

by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

Don't get it twisted

Don't get the wrong idea.

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS

by bork152 June 5, 2022

Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012