Twitcrastinate

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the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

Twitcrastinate by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

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twitcrastinate

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

twitcrastinate by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

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textcrastinate

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.

I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.

textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007

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twitcrastinating

Rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following RTs, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer's followers on Twitter.

Yeah I'm facing a huge writing deadline, but I'm caught up twitcrastinating instead.

twitcrastinating by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

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tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

tweetcrastinate by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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