Twitcrastinate

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

twitcrastinate

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

textcrastinate

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.

I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.

by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007

twitcrastinating

Rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following RTs, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer's followers on Twitter.

Yeah I'm facing a huge writing deadline, but I'm caught up twitcrastinating instead.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009