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twitcrastinate 

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

textcrastinate 

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007

twitcrastinating

Rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following RTs, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer's followers on Twitter.
Yeah I'm facing a huge writing deadline, but I'm caught up twitcrastinating instead.

tweetcrastinate 

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.
Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.
tweetcrastinate by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026