twitaffair

An affair with somebody you interact with on Twitter but have never met.

My girlfriend is going to kill me when she finds out I'm having a Twitaffair.

by Conradicalsense November 9, 2013

textaffair

An affair between two people that involves constant text messages on daily basis. This type of affair dose not involve sex between the two people. It may hover include talk or images of a sexual nature.

Steveo is jelous of the textaffair between his wife and close friend.

by Foda78 August 21, 2008

twistafairamountus

the act of rolling either one fatty or a large number of joints, spliffs, blunts or other rolled cannabis creations

1. yo dude we're going to leave in an hour for that reggae show, you should twistafairamountus
2. man i had to work for 10 straight hours today we need to twistafairamountus

by brainz420 April 22, 2011

textaffair

text messages between two people who are constantly texting between each other. Although there is not physical relationship. The conversations do include talk and images of a sexual nature

Steveo is jealous of the textaffair between his wife and best friend

by Foda1178 September 25, 2008

Textaffair

Having an affair via text message with another person.

I invented this phrase back in late 80's when mobiles 1st came out n my ex was having a textaffair with some girl.

Sarah: "hows it goin with your new fella?"

Claire "not good I think he's havin a textaffair, he keeps txting same woman but wont show me msgs"

by latinspirit October 22, 2008