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textaffair 

An affair between two people that involves constant text messages on daily basis. This type of affair dose not involve sex between the two people. It may hover include talk or images of a sexual nature.
Steveo is jelous of the textaffair between his wife and close friend.
textaffair by Foda78 August 21, 2008
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twistafairamountus 

the act of rolling either one fatty or a large number of joints, spliffs, blunts or other rolled cannabis creations
1. yo dude we're going to leave in an hour for that reggae show, you should twistafairamountus
2. man i had to work for 10 straight hours today we need to twistafairamountus
twistafairamountus by brainz420 April 22, 2011

textaffair 

text messages between two people who are constantly texting between each other. Although there is not physical relationship. The conversations do include talk and images of a sexual nature
Steveo is jealous of the textaffair between his wife and best friend
textaffair by Foda1178 September 25, 2008

Textaffair 

Having an affair via text message with another person.

I invented this phrase back in late 80's when mobiles 1st came out n my ex was having a textaffair with some girl.
Sarah: "hows it goin with your new fella?"

Claire "not good I think he's havin a textaffair, he keeps txting same woman but wont show me msgs"
Textaffair by latinspirit October 22, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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