A twinkess is the female version of a twink. However, a twinkess is not the same as a girly-girl or tomboy. A twinkess is feminine in a sort of masculine way, typically dressing femininely but acting more bold and brash. Twinkesses are usually quite thin with slight muscles.
Twinkesses are not to be confused with bimbos or chavs.
Person 1 : "Hey, man. What's the girl version of a twink?"
Person 2 : "I don't know, a twinkess?"
A Twinkess is a mixture of two words. Twink & Princess. Its a term that gay guys use, mostly widely known by being invented by GAYWOWW. He titled his first unreleaaed book "Confessions of a Twinkess". The word is prononced "Twink"•"ess".
a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.