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twitness 

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.
Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
twitness by poolboiz August 6, 2009

Twinkess 

A twinkess is the female version of a twink. However, a twinkess is not the same as a girly-girl or tomboy. A twinkess is feminine in a sort of masculine way, typically dressing femininely but acting more bold and brash. Twinkesses are usually quite thin with slight muscles.

Twinkesses are not to be confused with bimbos or chavs.
Person 1 : "Hey, man. What's the girl version of a twink?"
Person 2 : "I don't know, a twinkess?"
Twinkess by VeeTheBean September 3, 2023

twinners 

two people who suddenly realize they have identical habits and/or ideas.
"You ALSO watch VH1 music list shows?!?!"
"Yea we're twinners!!!!!"
twinners by BATSAM August 26, 2009

Twinkess 

A Twinkess is a mixture of two words. Twink & Princess. Its a term that gay guys use, mostly widely known by being invented by GAYWOWW. He titled his first unreleaaed book "Confessions of a Twinkess". The word is prononced "Twink"•"ess".
He is such a Twinkess!
Twinkess by gaywoww July 26, 2013

twincesses 

Twin Princesses; two girls who are just such royalty they would be considered princesses
Those girls are such twincesses.

She is my twincess for life!
twincesses by twincessprincess April 14, 2008

jehovah's twitness 

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
jehovah's twitness by mockschmock December 15, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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