National Slap Your Older Twin Day, occuring annually on April 17, gives the younger twin a free pass to slap their older twin. Maybe it's pent up resentment for being beat out of the womb, maybe it's just for fun, either way: they're free to slap.
"My twin slapped my today, but it's okay because it's April 17, so it's national Slap Your Older Twin Day, and she's the younger twin"
Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.
Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
n. Eddie Ramos. Day after twins may be good looking, intelligent human beings with a certain warmth to them that cannot be found in any other creatures. They are born the day after their "twin" and their twin may have many similarities.