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April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit
by Nigward45626987 April 15, 2019
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National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
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April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.
Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.
by peppa fuckdildo April 15, 2019
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National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.
Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.
by Madisonboo April 15, 2018
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April 17 is the day you shine and grab ass and boob at the same time
by Hardy juke April 16, 2019
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