Twice a day

Touching oneself masturbate

The boy twice a dayed to the movie he was watching

by Bernie is king March 1, 2016

work out twice a day

homestar and the cheats new jam.

don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.

by Zizzy October 11, 2003

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 16, 2004

never late twice in the same day

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

by Original igloo August 20, 2020