twerkitude

A state of pre-twerking: almost at twerk. Endowed female bartenders often have this when the music is on fleek and they are leaning on the bar.

Cheers!

Usgae: On Tuesday nights, if Sarah's not straight twerkin, there's some serious twerkitude behind the bar.

by choams September 12, 2016

twerpitude

Attitude observed in preteen and adolescent youth as they progress from elementary school into the middle school grades. Female students frequently exhibit more twerpitude than their male peers and at an earlier age. Twerpitude is especially severe in grades 7, 8 and 9, during which time it seems to peak and then level off as they near college age.

Parent, "I was thinking of chaperoning the middle school dance."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."

by parent of a 7th grader August 20, 2010

twerkitus

Whenever a person (usually a white boy/girl) cannot stop twerking, even though they don't have a booty to begin with.

Girl: *Twerking in the middleschool hallway*
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I am twerking!
Boy: oh.. you do that all the time
Girl: Yeah, I got twerkitus

by @drumrollplez98 October 22, 2013