twerpitude

Attitude observed in preteen and adolescent youth as they progress from elementary school into the middle school grades. Female students frequently exhibit more twerpitude than their male peers and at an earlier age. Twerpitude is especially severe in grades 7, 8 and 9, during which time it seems to peak and then level off as they near college age.

Parent, "I was thinking of chaperoning the middle school dance."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."

twerpitude by parent of a 7th grader August 20, 2010

Turpitude

Wickedness, and vileness.

That chocolate pie is full of turpitude, just look in it's eyes!

Turpitude by That guy in black December 17, 2008

twerkitude 

A state of pre-twerking: almost at twerk. Endowed female bartenders often have this when the music is on fleek and they are leaning on the bar.

Cheers!

Usgae: On Tuesday nights, if Sarah's not straight twerkin, there's some serious twerkitude behind the bar.

twerkitude by choams September 12, 2016