Tweling

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Having an extremely rough night of drinking and or relaxing with your good friends

"So Devan, what are you doing tonight?"
" I bought a case of beers and I'm tweling with the boish"

Tweling by thisiscorrect94 May 29, 2016

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Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

Small Toweling by N1N July 25, 2010

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twiling

Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever

Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now

twiling by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021

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Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

Tea toweling by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

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Twelving

The act of taking a #1 out of where you normally take a #2. It's a nice way of saying you have liquid diarrhea.

I ate some undercooked chicken yesterday and have been on the toilet twelving all day.

Twelving by Markatak November 28, 2016

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Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

Tip Toweling by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

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Toweling

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.

Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.

Toweling by Basegod4life July 23, 2011