twelve twelve

at midnight of any given day, you will walk in to a store and remove twelve items of your choice. it must be at midnight, and you must remove at least twelve items. no less than twelve is allowed, but more than twelve is OK.

I went in there on a "dude watch," and after pulling a "red can run" I brown bagged a twelve twelve. I got a battery, some trash bags, sodas, and various other items that I needed. It was a pretty successful operation.

twelve twelve by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021

bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.

Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.

bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

Twelve inches a spade by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

douche a twelve 

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.

Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.

douche a twelve by Mytholces January 6, 2014

fuck twelve 

fuck the police

shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE

fuck twelve by xoxlaur January 11, 2017

twelve o'clock flasher 

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.

{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!

twelve o'clock flasher by Dass Booty October 27, 2003