tweeties

Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang

"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'

tweeties by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Roy Tweeties

When the veins in your ball sack twist up and turn into twig like structures and snap off

"Roy Tweeties came upon Gary after he was teased

Roy Tweeties by sharpwood92 January 31, 2009

Tweetiepying 

The art of waking up a female / partner by slipping the male length into the back of her throat and getting her to say "The early bird catches the worm"

"I was Tweetiepying that girl the other night and the vibrations from the wording made my willy sick"

Tweetiepying by Sylvester123 September 17, 2013

Mid-Twenties Breakdown

A time of mental breakdown that occurs during a person's twenties, often a result of an inability to function outside of college/university or other types of structured environments. Feeling alone and/or useless also tends to be a symptom of the mid-twenties breakdown.

Soon after Paul finished grad school at age 24 he found that he couldn't get a job and had a mid-twenties breakdown and moved back to his parents' basement where he spent most of his days playing Xbox and smoking weed.

Mid-Twenties Breakdown by Johnny Z. Styles May 28, 2010

tweetie bird 

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.

tweetie bird by sslayde September 12, 2020

twenties 

weed that may be good enough to cost twenty dollars a gram

not, middies, not merch, twenties boy

twenties by blaise the blaise October 20, 2006

mid-twenties 

The age range in your twenties, beginning at 24 and ending at 26. Up until 24 (20-23), you're in your early twenties. After 26 (27-29), you're in your late twenties.

When I hit 24, I had transitioned from my early twenties to my mid-twenties. Then I had a mid-twenties crisis.

mid-twenties by Cspan May 23, 2009