tweetch

The sudden, subconscious, and irresistible urge to tweet about every single tiny mundane detail of your day.

Joe - "You know, I really do not need to know when you are about to use the bathroom..."

Mike - "Sorry man, it was just a tweetch."

by junion June 10, 2010

tweetch

Toxic Ass Jungle player that runs it down mid when he gets insulted once

Tweetch is an inting ass cunt

by NeggFeg August 16, 2018

Twetch

When you etch a Tweet on the blockchain and it lives forever.

Put your money where your mouth is and Twetch that sh*t.

I was up all night Twetching.

by RNDY March 8, 2019

tweencho

The wrinkly patch of skin between the nuts

"If I ever got a paper cut in the tweencho, it would really hurt; that's why I always wear underpants while handling paper products."

by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006

tweetwhore

A tweetwhore is like a 'postwhore', but only on Twitter.

1. Tweetwhore, or "tweet whore" is a term used on Twitter to describe a person who measures seniority by one's numerical tweet count.

2. The act of 'tweeting' large amounts of meaningless tweets on Twitter.

3. One who floods the Twitter updates with tweets in order to gain a higher tweet count.

Karen is such a tweetwhore, she sent 500 tweets on Twitter in only ONE HOUR.

by Bellothika March 23, 2009

Tweethole

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.

Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.

by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009

tweetthief

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Hey, that tweetthief just posted my joke as their own!

by angryfatgeek January 24, 2010