Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

tweedling

The act of scratching ones pens or scrotum by pinching said genitalia between ones fingers.

Are you, sir, tweedling? Yes, I am in fact, tweedling my penile unit.

by Dr. Brutal January 31, 2016

Tweedling

When you are communicating with a tweedle via text, messenger, email etc

‘Hey Nicole can you stop tweedling we have work to do’

by JiltedRoyalty October 30, 2023

Tweedling

The act of messaging a tweedle non stop

‘Nicole was tweedling Laura all night last and today’

by JiltedR November 29, 2023

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 21, 2019