Twatson

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

by rectumranger31 April 22, 2010

Twatsonated

the state of being used and abused by a girl who doesnt shave her twat.

DUDE!!!! You have been twatsonated.

by T bud2 December 04, 2008

Emma Twatson

Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.

Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

emma twatson

What an unintelligent and ignorant person calls Emma Watson to make themselves feel better in their lonely lifes.

brainless person 1: OMG!!! Eww It's Emma TWATSON LOL LOL LOL!!!!!1!1
person 2: Why don't you like her?
brainless person 1: Beacause she's prettier than me and has more talent than I could ever dream of having! DUH! I needa talk bad about her because I needa make myself feel better. Oh but I don't let it get to me I have ma own life!!!11
person 2: you..idiot!

by iamme September 23, 2006

twatson

a faggot that probably doesnt have any friends and probably doesnt have a girlfriend because he is an ignorant asshole

an ex boyfriend perhaps? who is the epitome of the word twatson

by chickennoodlesouppp October 20, 2010