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twatwanker 

Derogatory: Idiot. Lady pud-puller
pearl wiggler pull one's pud beat one's meat twat wanker wank arsehole idiot eejit fanny
She's a twatwanker of the first order.
twatwanker by Piemanius September 14, 2006

Twatclanger 

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
Twatclanger by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

twatbadger 

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.
Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger
twatbadger by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

Twitbanger 

n. An endearingly annoying individual.
"Aw, she's so cute, but I wish she'd stop pulling my hair. What a little twitbanger!"
Twitbanger by Bollypoop January 8, 2004

twatbaggery 

Actions which are like those of a twatbag
A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery
twatbaggery by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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