Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

Twat Tap by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

twat tap

a less intense version of cooter jab,but a nice gesture nonetheless

Before a game the team gave each other friendly twat taps

twat tap by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

twattapult 

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

twattapult by EmnOd February 23, 2010

Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

Twattapotamus by Ejayz June 10, 2013