Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

Twat Tap by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

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twat tap

a less intense version of cooter jab,but a nice gesture nonetheless

Before a game the team gave each other friendly twat taps

twat tap by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

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twattapult

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

twattapult by EmnOd February 23, 2010

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Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

Twattapotamus by Ejayz June 10, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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