twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf

I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.

I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.

by jadenspeare May 2, 2022

Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

U spaghetti munching looking twat

Never say to someone special who is eating spaghetti

Person 1:U spaghetti munching looking twat
Special kid: dies from stroke because of how powerful it os

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020

Twatmuncher

A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.

My father is a twatmuncher.

by uhOhJazminx3 September 7, 2009

twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007