twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 13, 2007

Twatmuncher

A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.

My father is a twatmuncher.

by uhOhJazminx3 September 8, 2009