twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

twat hamock by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Twat Hammock 

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

Twat Hammock by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

twathammock 

Vulgar slang used to describe a woman's knickers, or especially a thong.

Hammock : ham·mock n.
A hanging, easily swung length of canvas or heavy netting suspended between two trees or other supports and used as a seat or bed.


Twat : twat n.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva. (in this case, the hammcoked parts are the Labia Majora, or in extreme circumstances Minora too)

A Hammock for the Twat.

Perfect.

"Her twathammock was too thin for such an excitable girl, and soon folded into the abyss"

twathammock by bmr May 11, 2004