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Twat on a Fishcake 

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.
"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

twatfish 

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
twatfish by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

twatfish 

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.
joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member
twatfish by the deviant December 13, 2003

Twatfish 

The fishes that swim in gapping hole that is Robinka’s mamma’s vagine.
That’s a pretty twatfish, but oh my good the smell!
Twatfish by Honky Hank III December 19, 2023
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020