twat fish

Twat fish : a bottom feeding twat, used to describe people who are so irritating but you can’t get rid of because they’re always with your friends.

I can't believe those girls brought along the twat fish again. What were they thinking?

by Jedstein November 28, 2007

Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

twatfish

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.

Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."

by inmylifetime September 13, 2011

twatfish

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.

joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member

by the deviant December 13, 2003

Twatfish

The fishes that swim in gapping hole that is Robinka’s mamma’s vagine.

That’s a pretty twatfish, but oh my good the smell!

by Honky Hank III December 19, 2023