twapo

another name for dumb, idiot, or retard

OMG, you're such a twapo, Susan

by Supercalifragilistics Expialid December 13, 2017

teapocalypse

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Tallahassee Tapout

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

twap

Time-weighted average price. The average price of an asset over time.

TWAP is used by traders with high volume, executing the same size trade over and over during a span of time. This is done to not drain liquidity in a single trade. And to not affect market perceptions in a single trade.

He's twaping Bitcoin, selling $100k every minute.

by undertheradar May 20, 2021

Trapology

Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.

I hear Jamestown University has an excellent school of Trapology.

by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010