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Tanise is usually shy but a great listener she is usually right about advice people don't listen to her but they will eventually she has a lot of things she wants to say but tries to stay nice instead, she is really silly and crazy sometimes so crazy when she's stressed and she always looks for the bigger picture in life she is cute and pretty but some times doubts if she is but over all is a great friend.
Tanise is soo goofy

But we love her.
Tanise by Anonymous 04 April 14, 2017
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She likes food,soccer,food,music and instagram.plays cello, but wants to quit. She is hella hot!(no homo) and she is my best friend...
Kid 1:Hey! Did you see Tanise? She scored a goal while eating McDonalds French fries, and then played victory music on the cello and took a selfie in 10 seconds!!
Kid 2: DAYUM I should hook up wit her
Tanise by Tanisesstalker April 24, 2016
When a person kills their mount in BDO so they can revive it at another stable, which is both faster and cheaper than the built in transport feature.
Person 1: Hmmm, my Unicorn is in Heidel, but I really need it on another toon in Valencia.
Tanis: You know....there is a way.
Person 1: You're right, if I Tanised my horse in the river I can revive it in Valencia.
Tanis: I AM NOT A VERB!!!
Tanised by NotAPhoenixAdvisor July 16, 2023
To forcefully evangelise a point of security compliance to a level where others contemplate slitting their wrists rather than continuing to argue. (verb) pronounced "twat" - "eyes"
If I have to listen to another word of this, I'll have to twatise myself!

I dont evangelise, I am a Security Twat not an evangelist, so I Twatise!
twatise by ChimpRocket June 6, 2015
Your bro with the same size dick
Hey, don't you and Joe have the same sized dick? Twinises!
twinises by pyrobatic April 17, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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