thugmuffin 

a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins

Yo he a true thug, he even cooks thugmuffins fo' breakfast. dat be his job sennn

thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004

thugmuffin 

some one who acts and dresses like a gangster who is to awkward or cute to be one

that little boy is a thugmuffin. . .

thugmuffin by meganocity July 8, 2011

thugmuffin 

A goodlooking guy who can get away with acts of mischief.

Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin

thugmuffin by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010

Thighmuffing 

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.

Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.

Thighmuffing by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

thug muffin 

Someone from a wealthy middle class family, or live in a city suburb and wear all the latest thug fashion and think they are hard, but just look ridiculous.

Hey, look at those 2 thug muffins walking down the street, they think they're bangers!

thug muffin by T.B. 2 February 19, 2008

thug muffin 

a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real

Yo, my sister lives in the suburbs, but she`s a real thug muffin

thug muffin by Tshay December 4, 2006

tuvmuffin 

a decadouche, someone who will constantly push your buttons, a man-whore or slut

That guy is getting on my nerves, he's such a tuvmuffin.

tuvmuffin by decadouche August 4, 2009