turtlehog
a shelless turtle
turtlehog by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010
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Turtlepoop
With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010
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turtlehead
A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"
Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."
Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
turtlehead by Big B72 October 9, 2008
turtlehead sneak
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008
turtletown
When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.
turtletown by poploser May 21, 2021
Turtledove
an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010