turtleholic
A person who is obsessed with turtles and would die without them. They need turtles in order to survive the hardships of everyday life.
turtleholic by JJJHS April 29, 2014
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Turtleoholic
"Bro see that guy he's a fricking turtleoholic to the max." Vedesh said
"I know bro I think he wants to fuck one." Akif added
"I know bro I think he wants to fuck one." Akif added
Turtleoholic by xxxcuteanimegirl69 April 15, 2019
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Turtlelicious
Feeling awesome like a turtle,because turtle is a superior creature in deep sea. They are known to assist in oil&gas development, exploration and pipeline project all over the world. To hide their advanced way of life and technology,the turtle race have developed myth about mermaid,which had successfully distracted human attention towards them. Aquaman are known to be their supreme leader and Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball(manga),is known as the liaison to the human.
Her: i love mermaid,they are so mystical...
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious
Turtlelicious by Boratstoned September 8, 2017
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