TurtleBunny 

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

TurtleBunny by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

turtlebunny 

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

turtlebunny by turtlebunny September 19, 2009

turtle bunny 

An affectionate term of endearment used to call a lover when they want to be cute or annoy the fuck out of their friends.

Hey turtle bunny, come here baby!

turtle bunny by LBCbaby December 28, 2005

Turtle Bunny (Jashawn) 

Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future

"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"

"Oh juss my boyfriend"

Turtle Bunny (Jashawn) by Sadae March 16, 2019

Turtle Bunny 

A woman with a very attractive Body, but a less than desireable face.

That guys girlfriend is a Turtle Bunny

Turtle Bunny by R1ch1e January 23, 2008