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Tanlandia 

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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Tanlandia by the resistence April 7, 2010
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Tanlandia 

1. The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all.

2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:

a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.

b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.

c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves.

d) It is laughing when kid in your class pisses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.

e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.

f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you.

g) It is calling Justin Bieber gay.

h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.

i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .

j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).

k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A FUCKING BLOW JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
This dock is now a territory of Tanlandia!!

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Tanlandian state of mind

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026