turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

jersey turnpiking

to dance face down , ass up

Deena was jersey turnpiking all night long.

by maxprory March 4, 2011

Turniping

Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.

Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"

by Grzmit February 19, 2021

Turnpiking

The act of a girl bending over really low when dancing on a guy. The girl is to get really low and grind her ass on the guys crouch and bend her head down, while keeping her back straight.

This girl I was dancing with last night got really low on me, I screamed shes turnpiking

by Mayor of Auburn March 10, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking

When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.

Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time

by ehloipsea March 6, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking

Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.

They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!

by dv73 August 23, 2011

Turnipping

To 'turnip'

The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.

Last night, whilst turnipping, I was raped by a mountain goat.

by StarfishJ September 26, 2010