turnip king 

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

turnip king by josh March 26, 2004

jersey turnpiking 

to dance face down , ass up

Deena was jersey turnpiking all night long.

jersey turnpiking by maxprory March 4, 2011

Turniping 

Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.

Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"

Turniping by Grzmit February 19, 2021

Turnpiking 

The act of a girl bending over really low when dancing on a guy. The girl is to get really low and grind her ass on the guys crouch and bend her head down, while keeping her back straight.

This girl I was dancing with last night got really low on me, I screamed shes turnpiking

Turnpiking by Mayor of Auburn March 10, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking 

When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.

Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time

Jersey Turnpiking by ehloipsea March 6, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking 

Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.

They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!

Jersey Turnpiking by dv73 August 23, 2011

Turnipping 

To 'turnip'

The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.

Last night, whilst turnipping, I was raped by a mountain goat.

Turnipping by StarfishJ September 26, 2010