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turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round
the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables
by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016
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How the turn tables

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables
by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019
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Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
by alexculli September 23, 2011
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tables the turn

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.
by Michael Washboard July 7, 2022
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Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
by paulypizza November 10, 2012
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Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.
Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.
by DrBrodan January 17, 2011
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