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How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

Well well well how the turn tables 

Well well well how the turn tables you have activated my trap card

Turn the tables 

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
Turn the tables by alexculli September 23, 2011

tables the turn 

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"
I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.

Mexican Turn Table 

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
Mexican Turn Table by paulypizza November 10, 2012

Turn table 

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.
Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.
Turn table by DrBrodan January 17, 2011