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turn your head and cough

when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing
"turn your head and cough, please" ;)

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

The Jenny Head Turn 

This move is done usually at the end of a night.

You drop off a girl and when you move in for the kiss they do a 180 degree turn in the passenger seat and turn there face completely to there window and give you a face full of hair to kiss
ok hey goodnight babes... ? immediately gets outta the car.. Basically you just recieved a Jenny Head Turn

Rizzle
The Jenny Head Turn by BigRizzle January 9, 2005

Turn your head 

Turning your head when about to give a blowjob
If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat
Turn your head by Lunacross April 3, 2023

Turn My Head Into Sound 

A Fucking Amazing boon about my bloody valentine and how the insomiac freakazoid Kevin Shields make his fucking amazing musc
Hey dude, have you read Turn My Head Into Sound?

What the fuck is that??

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet