A turkislav is happy, strong and white male from turkey, with slavic genes and have slavic friends. A Turkislav lives any other place other than his home country, and brags about the Ottoman Caliph.
How to identify a Turkislav:
1) White skin (If Turkislavs dad is brown, and mom white and the children is white he is still considered a Turki slav. As long as the white genes dominate it's all good).
2) Light brown eyes, or any other eye color that is lighter than Light brown.
3) Must be muslim
4) Doesn't care about being Alpha, Beta or any other hierarki
5) Is clever and has clever slav friends.
6) Is really turkish, but also slav at the same time.
How to identify a Turkislav:
1) White skin (If Turkislavs dad is brown, and mom white and the children is white he is still considered a Turki slav. As long as the white genes dominate it's all good).
2) Light brown eyes, or any other eye color that is lighter than Light brown.
3) Must be muslim
4) Doesn't care about being Alpha, Beta or any other hierarki
5) Is clever and has clever slav friends.
6) Is really turkish, but also slav at the same time.
by Emi5k February 1, 2019
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Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."
by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023
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