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Turkey Faced
adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
Turkey Faced by GrandDad November 24, 2009
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Turkey Face
I was stuffin that chick like a thanksgiving turkey and she made the hottest Turkey Face i have ever seen.
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turkey face
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Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.
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Turkey Face
The act of Slapping a girls has so hard it leave a hand print like when you were in school and traced your hand to make a turkey around thanksgiving. After you smack her ass, you gobble like a turkey.
Turkey Face by bussdat November 10, 2010
Turkey Face
A turkey face is when a girl puts a mans penis in her mouth so the ball sack is hanging over her chin and another person sticks a camera inbetween his legs at the very top and takes a picture so the girl looks like a turkey
Turkey Face by Lele S April 12, 2007
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