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turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
by inkedworker August 27, 2020
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turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with
by tricia November 23, 2004
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turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...
man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"
by huntelbi January 2, 2011
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Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.
I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!
by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009
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Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet
last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend
by TrexREXel February 10, 2010
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Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009
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Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.
I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.
by 62Delta September 29, 2011
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