turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

turf monkey by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

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Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

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turf monkey • Turf • turf war • Turf turd • turf-burner • turf dirt • turf moor • Turf Talk • Turf twerker • Turf ass

turdmonkey

one part poop, one part primate

that woman is a real turdmonkey

turdmonkey by Brad F September 25, 2006

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