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Terdergency 

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency
Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency
Terdergency by Number10 June 8, 2015
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Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.
I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.
Turdmergency by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010

Turdgency 

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.
“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”
Turdgency by anonymous November 26, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026