turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

Terdergency

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency

Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency

by Number10 June 8, 2015

Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010

Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

by anonymous November 26, 2023