Turdiddlin' 

When you stuff a 5 year old in a 10 year old's ass, fuck them at the same time through the same hole with the same dick.

I'm craving a turdiddlin' for breakfast

Turdiddlin' by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin' 

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin' by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

Triddling 

The art of looking busy while doing nothing productive... especially as in sitting in front of a computer watching it do things.

...to Triddle the day away.

...and he is a Triddler.

Arthur triddled the day away in the field. (around the barn etc.)

Jimmy triddles too much in front of the computer!

Mr. Curzed is a master triddler!

Mickey has been triddling over there for hours!

Sonja triddled all day in classes nursing a hangover.

Triddling by Tex1954 May 6, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022