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turdcrumb by Lauren Huggins December 14, 2008
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turdcumference
Circumference of a turd
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
turdcumference by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
turdcumstance
When an unexpected turd appears from your pet.
turdcumstance by Maku mozo! January 8, 2015
tumdrumble
tumdrumble by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020
tumdrumble
tumdrumble by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020
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