turdcrumb

When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers.

Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas.

by Lauren Huggins December 14, 2008

Turdcrumb

When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers.

Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas.

by Lauren H December 14, 2008

turdscrubber

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a turdscrubber.

by scottbo777 May 6, 2008

turdcumference

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.

turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdcumstance

When an unexpected turd appears from your pet.

My dog had an awesome turdcumstance today!

by Maku mozo! January 8, 2015

tumdrumble

When you go balls deep in a friends sister and he founds out and hits you with a tennis racket

I tumdrumbled Murphy’s sister and he swatted me on the arse

by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020

tumdrumble

When you go balls deep in a friends sister and he founds out and hits you with a tennis racket

I tumdrumbled Murphy’s sister and he swatted me on the arse

by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020