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Turdcrumb 

When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers.
Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas.
Turdcrumb by Lauren H December 14, 2008

turdscrubber 

Chrithtopher ith a turdscrubber.
turdscrubber by scottbo777 May 6, 2008

turdcumference 

Circumference of a turd

or

a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population

Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.

turdcumstance 

When an unexpected turd appears from your pet.
My dog had an awesome turdcumstance today!
turdcumstance by Maku mozo! January 8, 2015

tumdrumble 

When you go balls deep in a friends sister and he founds out and hits you with a tennis racket
I tumdrumbled Murphy’s sister and he swatted me on the arse
tumdrumble by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020

tumdrumble 

When you go balls deep in a friends sister and he founds out and hits you with a tennis racket
I tumdrumbled Murphy’s sister and he swatted me on the arse
tumdrumble by ALF1E035 November 18, 2020