turdaloo 

A trail of diarrhea highlighting the path to the lavatory in marginal eating establishments.

After seeing the turdaloo, Sally decided against ordering the shucked raw oysters.

turdaloo by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

Turdapookin' 

A shortened version of " Turtlehead pokin' "
** see 'PrairieDoggin' **

Had to cut my date short, because I had a turdapookin'. Phew, I almost shit-maself!!

Turdapookin' by ChaossGoddess September 20, 2019

turdaroonie 

its when you get hit by turd that came out of a bird and lands in your mouth. then youu say "TURDAROONIE!!"

haha i got turdaroonied last night

turdaroonie by poo in theb August 3, 2011