turdger

burger + turd (hamburger feces)

Fresh turdgers in the kitchen. get them while their hot.

by il nut eggs out March 20, 2020

TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013

Trudgery

trudgery - truhdge-ary(noun)
the state or condition one feels after getting a two, or two and a half hour sleep,
and then going to school,
working to stay awake through the classes,
grocery shopping
and carrying the groceries home through the snowy unshoveled sidewalks.

Tuesdays often are full of trudgery.

by S-gurl November 21, 2006

turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

turdery

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

trudgery

The exhausting experience of trudging through piles of snow to get to where you need to go. Trudgery is highly effortful and has a negative effect on mood. Unplowed sidewalks, heavy bags, early mornings, severe winds, and non-waterproof footwear can all heighten one's sense of trudgery.

"Ugh, two feet of snow fell last night, and I had to get to class by 8:30am. The sidewalks were a mess. I'm exhausted; it was complete trudgery."

by orangejoyce March 26, 2017