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turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009
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turd smurgler 

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

turd smuggler 

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.
Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.
turd smuggler by cheezestix October 31, 2006

Turd Smuggler 

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
Turd Smuggler by Sebastian December 6, 2003
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