turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009
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turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008
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