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someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

turd smack by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

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Turd Sack

A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom

Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.

Turd Sack by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018

Related Words

turd smack • turdsack • Tardsmack • tardsmacker • turdshackle • turd snack • Turd Snacker • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler

turdsack

1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.

2. A person that the world could do without.

My boss wouldn't give me today off. What a turdsack.

turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007

turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

turdshackle by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

Tardsmack by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

tardsmacker

Pronounced-Ta-ard-smack-er

1.A person who hits retards

2.A person who is highly stupid

3.A word used just to insult for retards

John:I got cookies for lunch

Friend:John your such a tardsmacker

tardsmacker by ricepicker October 20, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026