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turd fuck
Jerk Turd Fuck Head
Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012
fuck turd
1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
fuck turd by Jean Pierre Lafee July 6, 2004
fuck turd
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
fuck turd by denversolo November 22, 2010
shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat
The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
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