turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

turd canal by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Panama Canal Turd 

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

Panama Canal Turd by Jami1026 March 24, 2010

turdanal

someone who always does foolish actions for attention

you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?

turdanal by Choi Cousins July 20, 2012